Welcome to the Shrine to ME!!
COMMON SENSE> A SHRINE? Don't be ridiculous. You can have a web-site. You are not worth a shrine.
EGO> *big fat rasberry* Yes I am!!
COMMON SENSE> *pounds EGO* No, you are not. Gods get shrines. Heroes get shrines. Good looking movie stars get shrines. You are none of those.
EGO> *stunned (in more ways than one)* I'm not a god?
COMMON SENSE> NO!
EGO> okay... But I demand a good website!!
*Both look over at COMPUTER (dis)ABILITY*
COMPUTER (dis)ABILITY> What's HTML?
EGO> *sigh* I'm really not feeling very healthy right now....
COMMON SENSE> *ahem*
WELCOME TO MY WEB-SITE!!