Welcome to the Shrine to ME!!

EGO> YEA!!!

COMMON SENSE> A SHRINE? Don't be ridiculous. You can have a web-site. You are not worth a shrine.

EGO> *big fat rasberry* Yes I am!!

COMMON SENSE> *pounds EGO* No, you are not. Gods get shrines. Heroes get shrines. Good looking movie stars get shrines. You are none of those.

EGO> *stunned (in more ways than one)* I'm not a god?

COMMON SENSE> NO!

EGO> okay... But I demand a good website!!

*Both look over at COMPUTER (dis)ABILITY*

COMPUTER (dis)ABILITY> What's HTML?

EGO> *sigh* I'm really not feeling very healthy right now....

COMMON SENSE> *ahem*

 

WELCOME TO MY WEB-SITE!!