Are we not Bobs?
A claim of incorrectness!
Subject: Hello from bob
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1998 14:17:22 +0000
From: Robert Tricoski
As a lifelong Bob, I must express my terrible dismay with your
slanderous web page. Far too many of your examples are taken from
fictitious sources and do not truly reflect of the real face of Bobdom
in this world. Notably missing are both Bob Eubanks and Bob Barker. Here
are two Bobs who have devoted their entire lives to the entertainment of
the masses and the distribution of lovely prizes to lucky contestants.
And, I might add, they also provide lovely parting gifts for those not
so lucky as to win the larger prizes.
Did you, perhaps, experience some terror at the hands of a Bob some
time ago and are seeking revenge and therapy by way of this terrible
list. Maybe you were wronged by a Rob or a Bobby (or maybe you are one
of them!?) and have misdirected your anger.
The Bobs of this world are the kindest people that can be found. Why
don't you get out there and meet a few for yourself. I bet they'll make
you laugh, listen when you need a kind ear, and maybe even buy you an
ice-cream cone. Go ahead, what are you waiting for.
For the knife to slowly descend into my back as the bob face never stops smiling.
i am not in america so i did not recognise the name of bob eubanks when you first mentioned it.
But he would be the host of the show that has spawned the terrible
urban myth that involves the line "In the ass, Bob."
And as for Mr. Barker, how much did he pay not to have to go to court
for sexually harrasing one of "Price is Right" girls??? hmmm?????
Subject: Another Bob
Date: Fri, 01 May 1998 23:54:06 +0100
From: ROBERT WILSON
My Bobcat shoes let wet in!!!
No line this time, cause look who it is again!!(the name change does not fool me)
Subject: (no subject)
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1998 01:14:55 +0100
From: BOB WILSON
Hey.........BILLS aren't so good!!!
That's right. Typical Bob tactics. Trying to move the hysteria to other targets..... I kind of expected more from you.....
But it does bring up an interesting point that i failed to address in the previous page.....
Robert is not Bob and therefore is not evil, even if people call the Robert Bob. People who are called Robert, but call themselves Bob are.
Hope that sorted everything out.
Sometimes people just don't get it.....
Subject: Bob Mania!
Date: Thu, 30 Apr 1998 12:40:44 EDT
I love your Bob page! Wild fun!
Visit us in BOBWORLD!
Now With Lemon-Freshened Borax!
Fun Portfolios + Crazy Games + Wild Info + All Things Bob
726 South Ballas Road
Saint Louis, MO 63122 USA
Wild Fun? Informing people to the true nature of reality is wild fun? .......... Well, OK. You got me there.
Dis? Or Dat?
Subject: Beware of Bobs?
Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 12:43:03 -0800
From: Langlois Library
Organization: Langlois Library
Are you dissin' Bob. You better not be dissin' Bob, because everyone should bow down befoer THE ALMIGHTY BOB. I
strive always to attain the ultimate state of spiritual BOBNESS, but you are obvviously not among THE ALMIGHTY BOB's
chosen ones. Be warned. There shall come a day, and it shall be known as the BOBAGEDDON, and on that day, a foul
creature shall arise from the sea and upon its forehead shall be the letters: BOB. Red death shall rain from the heavens, and all
unbelievers shall be banished to a place of eternal damnation. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
The Amazing Bob
PS: By the way, cool website! Keep it happenin'
And people worry about me.(how'd this guy get a job at a library?)
Others start to understand!
Date: Sat, 14 Feb 1998 20:11:23 +0800
There are probably loads more but one obvious one springs to mind
Bob Geldof (sir bob if you want to get picky) The only bob I know of to
be sanctioned by the queen. Scruffiest knight in the realm!!! I will
refrain from the obvious references to Michael.
Thanks for the thought provoking web site !!!!
Robyn (alias bob, honestly)
Thanks for being provoked.
If you understand this one.... let me know.
Date: Sun, 22 Mar 1998 11:54:27 -0500
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (bette kabasakalian)
BLOW ME FRUITCAKE !
Rubula and the sonic overtones
An attempt to defend the nature of Bob's. Bad spelling and use
of free-mail do not help a cause.
Subject: bob is god
Date: Fri, 30 Oct 1998 23:44:38 -0800 (PST)
From: Odd iIz
BOB IS GOV AND GOD IS BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there is no room for anything else
DO YOU YAHOO!?
Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com
Noted and convieniently forgotten.
Psycho-analysis from a listing?
Subject: Intrested in Bob Facts
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1998 12:47:23 -0500
From: "D.J. Campion"
What made you decide to show the world the imperfections of Bob? I
am a Bob. Although I am not affended by this list, I can see that you
are one of two things:1.You're being silly and your name is Bob, 2.
Some dude named Bob pissed you off. I found your site because I have
been searching for some mysterious "Bob Society" A bunch of Bobs
hanging out and playing bingo and all that good stuff. Bingo is not my
attraction though. Supposedly there is a President Bob, Prime Minister
Bob, Secretary...etc. By seeing that you have a intrest in the name I
thought you may have some links on your site or maybe even some info
about this mysterious Bob clan. Well you can add to your list that you
should never trust a person with a verb for a name. I am going to
bookmark your page and see if you put any new stuff in there. I'll be
Well, I finally got my stuff back from my old uni account, and have
indeed updated. Hope you like it. The two things you thought are
incorrect. i watch too much tv. twin peaks first increased my
awareness of the word "bob" and from then on in it all started to make
But in answer to your hunt.....
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1998 14:43:30 +0100
From: FC support
you might want to check out
it's my latest cult, and it's taking over the wooooorld!
Listen to how proud he is. Makes me ill!
It seems some people cannot handle their own evilness.
Date: Mon, 19 Oct 1998 13:46:45 +0100
I am not your uncle
I cannot lend you a few of myself
I do not appreciate being stuck in a barrell of water and then being
head-butted repeatedly by people with pointy fake noses on at Halloween
My name does not require a 'dipping' mime when it is pronounced
My name is not a slang word for cannabis resin
I am not a 'trendy' hairstyle (not even when it was trendy)
I am not a policeman
I do not do jobs for pieces of myself
Nor am I related to.....Mr Marley and the wailers, any footballer, any
'Bob - Duck, dodge, weave, scatter etc'
Ok, There is actually a web site out there that follows a
holistic/spiritual belief that your name influences the person
that you will become, as the vibrations of it's usage alter your
very cells. They are a little bit kinder on the name
than i am
but in the end it still comes down to blame your parents, not me.
Short and senseless
Subject: call me
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1998 13:09:13 -0500 (CDT)
From: J4449@webtv.net (ROBERT JAMROSE)
BOB whats going on
Hey, you tell me.....
I am not and I never have been a Bob
Date: Mon, 14 Oct 1996 01:34:56 +0000
You have been selected to be a citizen of THE LAND OF THE BOBs at
As a fellow BOB you have the honor of visiting THE LAND OF THE BOBs
anytime you like. It is a land filled with links to your fellow BOBs.
Please tell all your fellow BOBs, that I have not yet found, to check it
out. And feel free to send any URLs to a BOB site, that I have not yet
listed. If for any reason you do not wish to be included in the LAND OF
THE BOBs, please let me know and I will delete your link as soon as
THANKS AND ENJOY YOUR NEW WORLD!
Yes, Mr. Mcarthy, I have had dealings with Bob's but....
I never let bad taste bother me before.
Subject: Bob Crane
Date: Mon, 11 Aug 1997 14:25:50 +1000
Bob Crane (aka Hogan from hogan's heroes), took young girls, doped them
up on smack and made porn movies with them, without their consent. He
was found dead in 1978. CONSPIRACY!!!
The murder investigation is still underway on that one.
More religious fevour
Date: Tue, 27 Jan 1998 18:18:37 -0600
From: Jessie Bumpous
Organization: Las Cacahuates (the nuts)
Bob-My magical Roly-Poly in the Sky
A real (almost too weird to be true religion, Bobism)
I can't be making this stuff up. Can I?
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1998 04:03:57 -0500 (CDT)
From: FEVERISHFOODS@webtv.net (Matt McGovern)
We invented BOB in college in 1971 at
Southwestern at Memphis.
The others are cheap mutant offspring.
BOB ELFIRT ( trifle in reverse meaning
very little or nothing hence the nihilisti references claimed by
FALSEBOB DOBBS. a.k.a. semibob......................
I know the truth you slackassed fol-
lowers of gnihtonnothing....
NO THANKS, BOB
You know where you can go.....
A cry of hope?
Subject: Bad Bobs
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1998 09:03:09 -0800
From: CHAPARROR@pfrd.co.orange.ca.us (Bob Chaparro)
Hey, we're not all bad! Just misunderstood.
Yeah, and society is to blame? Geddouttahere.
Another attempt to warm me over?
Subject: What about bob.
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1998 19:25:35 -0400 (EDT)
From: Bob Chassels
On the positive side...
Spells the same forward as backwards - easy for dyslexic (sp?) Bobs'.
Sounds the same forward as backwards.
When capitalized, reads the same upside-down - handy for you guys
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It's characters that make things fly
If anything, more proof of it's trickery!!!!
Is this one for or against me?
Date: Wed, 11 Feb 1998 18:50:23 -0700
From: "Carson & Linda Price"
Man put this in SCHOOL the bobs of FWJHS AZ
I guess I'll never know.
One from a friend (thanks, bere!)
Subject: HUMOR: Introducing Bob Smith
Date: Thu, 03 Dec 1998 09:27:01 -0500
THE BOSS ASKED FOR A LETTER DESCRIBING BOB SMITH:
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.
A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:
That idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the
report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd
numbered lines (1, 3, 5, ...) for my true assessment of him.
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